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Hey Robert De Niro!
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I was remembering one of the comedy routines that me and my old friend Frank came up with years ago... for this to work, you've got to answer each question while squinting, tilting your head, and holding up a hand with the thumb and forefinger making a lowercase 'v' letter. A beard helps.

  • Hey Robert De Niro, what do you put in the mouth of a little horse?
    A lil' bit.

  • Hey Robert De Niro, I heard you were attacked by a Chihuahua! How are your legs?
    A lil' bit.

  • Hey Robert De Niro, what's on the end of your precision drill?
    A lil' bit.

  • Hey Robert De Niro, if you were designing high-density computer memory, what component is most useful?
    A lil' bit.

  • Hey Robert De Niro, what's a ten-cent wager?
    A lil' bet.

  • Hey Robert De Niro, what do take with you when you're trying to catch little fish?
    A lil' bait.

  • Hey Robert De Niro, what do you need to hit a little baseball?
    A lil' bat.

  • Hey Robert De Niro, what's the best part about watching "Beaches" on a 9-inch television?
    A lil' Bette.


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