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Brain Explosion Moment
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unwiredben
I get a weekly email newsletter about television, and it includes a listing of the lineups for the nightly talk shows for the next few weeks. I was just checking through the listings when I saw a pairing that made my head explode.
THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO, NBC
Mo 1/24: Paris Hilton, Ani DiFranco

I may have to specially program my Tivo to just record the last ten minutes of this show to avoid any accidental exposure to Ms. Hilton.

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Man, I'd pay to watch the two of them sit next to each other on the couch. My $ would be on Ani.

I'm afraid if they got too close to each other, they would annihilate each other, irradiating Los Angeles with gamma radiation, neutrinos, and estrogen.

I accidentally watched about ten minutes of 'The Surreal Life' a little while back - I've got the itching feeling that a gamma soak would improve LA (And television) quite a bit.

Paris? The first thing I think of when I see her is 'I wonder if she'll make it to forty?', usually followed by a really funny visualization.

yeah. Talk about matter and antimatter.

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