The Life Unwired with Ben Combee (unwiredben) wrote,
The Life Unwired with Ben Combee
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Blind Date with Luka

L: My name is Luka
M: Hi, Luka, I'm Ben.
L: I live on the second floor
M: Do you have a apartment?
L: I live upstairs from you
M: (concerned) How do you know where I live?
L: Yes I think you've seen me before
M: Oh, that's it. I thought you looked familiar.

L: If you hear something late at night, Some kind of trouble. some kind of fight
M: Yeah, I was wondering what that was?
L: Just don't ask me what it was
M: Oops, sorry.
L: Just don't ask me what it was
M: OK, I'll drop it.
L: Just don't ask me what it was
M: (annoyed) I get it. Next topic.
L: I think it's because I'm clumsy
M: Aren't we all a little clumsy?
L: I try not to talk too loud
M: Where are you going with that?
L: Maybe it's because I'm crazy
M: (slowly) What do you mean by crazy?
L: I try not to act too proud
M: Oh, that's just being humble.
L: They only hit until you cry
M: (surprised) Hmmmh?
L: And after that you don't ask why
M: (sly) Is this something kinky?
L: You just don't argue anymore
M: Are you talking about me?
L: You just don't argue anymore
M: Oh, your talking about yourself.
L: You just don't argue anymore
M: Do you always talk about yourself this way?

L: Yes I think I'm okay, I walked into the door again
M: That clumsy thing, right?
L: Well, if you ask that's what I'll say
M: Wait, now I'm confused.
L: And it's not your business anyway
M: (annoyed) Hey, you're the one telling me this.
L: I guess I'd like to be alone
M: (sarcastic) Oh, really?
L: With nothing broken, nothing thrown
M: (shocked) oh. This sounds serious. Are you OK?
L: Just don't ask me how I am
M: Sorry.
L: Just don't ask me how I am
M: Oh, look at the time. I've really got to get going.
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