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Blind Date with Luka
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unwiredben
L: My name is Luka
M: Hi, Luka, I'm Ben.
L: I live on the second floor
M: Do you have a apartment?
L: I live upstairs from you
M: (concerned) How do you know where I live?
L: Yes I think you've seen me before
M: Oh, that's it. I thought you looked familiar.

L: If you hear something late at night, Some kind of trouble. some kind of fight
M: Yeah, I was wondering what that was?
L: Just don't ask me what it was
M: Oops, sorry.
L: Just don't ask me what it was
M: OK, I'll drop it.
L: Just don't ask me what it was
M: (annoyed) I get it. Next topic.
L: I think it's because I'm clumsy
M: Aren't we all a little clumsy?
L: I try not to talk too loud
M: Where are you going with that?
L: Maybe it's because I'm crazy
M: (slowly) What do you mean by crazy?
L: I try not to act too proud
M: Oh, that's just being humble.
L: They only hit until you cry
M: (surprised) Hmmmh?
L: And after that you don't ask why
M: (sly) Is this something kinky?
L: You just don't argue anymore
M: Are you talking about me?
L: You just don't argue anymore
M: Oh, your talking about yourself.
L: You just don't argue anymore
M: Do you always talk about yourself this way?

L: Yes I think I'm okay, I walked into the door again
M: That clumsy thing, right?
L: Well, if you ask that's what I'll say
M: Wait, now I'm confused.
L: And it's not your business anyway
M: (annoyed) Hey, you're the one telling me this.
L: I guess I'd like to be alone
M: (sarcastic) Oh, really?
L: With nothing broken, nothing thrown
M: (shocked) oh. This sounds serious. Are you OK?
L: Just don't ask me how I am
M: Sorry.
L: Just don't ask me how I am
M: Oh, look at the time. I've really got to get going.
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I've never liked that song either. This is perhaps the funniest reference I've seen using it, though. :-)

Don't get me wrong -- I love Suzanne Vega and think this is a beautiful song... it just occurred to me one day to fill in the gaps and this was stuck in the back of my head ever since.

Genius! Thanks for the laugh :-)

*facepalm* You are such a doof *roflhuggle*.

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