The Life Unwired with Ben Combee (unwiredben) wrote,
The Life Unwired with Ben Combee

Cinco de Mayo

There's a little known Texas law that makes many acts of public drunkenness legal for one day a year, Cinco de Mayo. However, many cops don't know about this, so they still arrest people. Of course, this causes many a defendant to go to court and tell the judge gravely, "plead I May the Fifth".

(this bad pun was originally performed in 1998 as part of my 3rd-place winning O'Henry Pun Off routine)
Tags: humor
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