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Cinco de Mayo
There's a little known Texas law that makes many acts of public drunkenness legal for one day a year, Cinco de Mayo. However, many cops don't know about this, so they still arrest people. Of course, this causes many a defendant to go to court and tell the judge gravely, "plead I May the Fifth".

(this bad pun was originally performed in 1998 as part of my 3rd-place winning O'Henry Pun Off routine)

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*flails on floor*
*eyes rolling back in head*

That was awful. And let me just beat giantrobo to it: awful-ly SATISFYING.

That's what I was going for. :)

I can see why you won.

What scares me is tht there were two other puns worse that that one!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Brilliantly bad!! :D

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