However, I'm writing this to make a record of the "mad libs"-style birthday card that lizardprincess gave to me. My friends aren't particularly ribald, so this is family friendly:
Friends, this is aThanks, everyone. Now, to get finshed packing and head to the airport for my flight to Cali!
surpriseparty for Ben (person). We are here to celebrate her/his dog (noun). I must say that she/he doesn't look a day over 6. (number) Naturally, we have some smelly (adjective) presents for her/him. And we had the bakery send up a huge loud (adjective) cheese (noun) with 12 (number) candles on it. We all want to wish her/him a very green (adjective) birthday and many happy trees (plural noun).