The Life Unwired with Ben Combee (unwiredben) wrote,
The Life Unwired with Ben Combee

Someone's Being a Dick

Some of you will remember my own personal Andy Dick story from this year's SXSW, how he went wild during the Q&A, throwing one of his cast members on the floor and dry humping her, stealing microphones from anyone trying to answer questions but him, and generally being a (slightly funny) a-hole.

According to this except yanked from Salon, he's at it again:
Andy Dick = totally insane: At the Comedy Central-sponsored roast of William Shatner in Los Angeles on Sunday night, sorta funnyman Andy Dick had his very own Courtney Love moment, publicly melting down in a way that cries out for an intervention. Apparently visibly drunk for the duration of the show, Dick started licking comic Patton Oswalt's face after Oswalt joked about Dick's cameo in Jessica Simpson's "Public Affair" video (in which Dick licks Simpson's roller skates). Dick went on to turn his tongue on Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Nichelle Nichols (who played Uhura on "Star Trek") during the taping. But he really let loose at the after-party, taking a piss in front of New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller, then offering her cocaine, then trying to grope her and finally biting her hand. Asked by Stadtmiller why he started with the licking, Dick responded: "I was doing it because I was desperately trying to tie the show together like a fisherman with tuna, and you're a little piece of fresh tuna. But thanks for asking. Do you want me to lick your face now?" (Page Six)

"I was desperately trying to tie the show together".  Yow!
Tags: humor, weird
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