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Jokes from Sunday
(while preparing to head to Schlitterbahn, after kazanya started talking in Russian)

Did you hear that scientists in Georgia came up with an operating system that runs on onions?
They call it DOS Vidalia.
(while in line at Schlitterbahn, I spotted a girl wearing a black, pirate-themed bikini)

Do you know why that girl has the skull and crossbones on her bikini bottom?
That's where she keeps her booty!