A couple of choice quotes:
"So what are you doing listening to this record, when you could be scoring like Frank at your local department store?"
"The beach is a great place to pick up girls, as you can really tell what you're getting."
Ahh, what a shame I missed that era of blatant manipulation, and instead grew up as a sensitive, considerate, honest person. Still, I suspect that the techniques here may actually be working for some people, and that makes me sad.