Problem #1: It's crowded. We got to the fest about 4 PM, and were herded into the Hoffbrau beer tent. This pavilion can hold several thousands drinkers at a time. Imagine a college football stadium sized structure filled to capacity with tables, with all the tables full of people holding huge mugs of Barvarian brew. When we got there, the density was about twice my personal "fight-or-flight" limit, and by the time I left, it was about 50% fuller.
Problem #2: There's nothing to do but drink. I was very bored there, and was emitting enough bad vibes that my boss told me that if I wasn't drinking, I probably wouldn't have any fun and should head back to the hotel.
Problem #3: Bad German music. I heard oompa band renditions of John Denver's "Take Me Home" and Sinatra's "New York, New York", along with enough German drinking songs to make me cry. The "ziggy-zocky" chant was done a lot.
Problem #4: Everything is in German. It's understandable, being in the middle of Germany and all, but it doesn't help me very much.
Problem #5: Giant pretzels that are the size of your head. I can't imagine how this was ever considered a good idea, especially when covered with salt.
Problem #6: I just don't care for parties. This was the ultimate beer party, and those three words have never appealed to me when used in that specific combination and ordering.
So, I left about 6:45, walked through the rain trying to find a taxi, ended up stumbling upon a U-Bahn station instead, took a nice ride up to the Gieselstrauss exit, had Chinese noodles, then caught the bus to the hotel, where I found my room, changed into PJs, and started working on this posting.
I do have a picture, taken here in my hotel room using my Treo 600, of me wearing the funny hat I picked up at the festival. There were four basic funny hats. This gray pointy felt one, a blue checkered on that looked like a beer mug with a head on the top, a barrel hat with a tap on the front, and the German feather cap. All will appear online once I can transfer pictures off my Kodak digital camera back in Austin. Included in that set are pictures of prominent PalmSource executives wearing said hats. I now have job security again.