Mocktoberfest - big mugs of root beer, guys wearing pleather lederhosen, and jazz trios doing snap-worthy covers of oompa songs
Spocktoberfest - everybody has to dress in Starfleet uniforms from the Classic, STTMP, TNG, or Deep Space Nine eras. No one ever gets rowdy when they're wearing space pajamas.
Ock-Tobey-fest - fall film festival, featuring "Spiderman", "Spiderman 2", "Seabiscuit", "Pleasantville", and "The Cider House Rules".
Docktoberfest - like the real festival, but held along the shore of a major shipping channel. When it gets too crowded, people will be pushed into the water to sober up.
Hocktoberfest - all the pawn shops get together to sell all the junk they've accumulated over the last year at bargain prices
Maaloxtoberfest - what happens when 500,000 Germans overdose on bratwurst and have the tummysickfeeling.
Shiner Bocktoberfest - if I have to be around a bunch of drunken debauchery, I'd rather be there with fellow Austinites!